Happy Happy Pizza! #5: okay, okay so I cheated... but just a little... 
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smilies eating pizza


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The Hannibal Lecter of pizza slices may have only merited a measly 1/10, but it still has to be seen in high res to be appreciated...

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Pizza #5: Redemption, with a smile

4 steps to a smile After my pitiful effort with Pizza #4, I simply had to try again. Take one Dr. Oetker's frozen pizza (one of the better ones on the market, I believe) and add some extra cheese and poof! In ten minutes you have a perfect smilin' pizza.

Now hold on, hold on... let me explain before thousands of you start emailing me sayin' "How could you do it, Big Cheese?! You used a frozen crust! You cheated! I believed in you! Now, I don't know what to think, maybe I should just drop out of school and go work as a stripper..."

Okay, I'll admit that this is cheating to some extent, but it did quickly eliminate the crust issue from the ghastly and grotesque Pizza #4 incident. Also, I am the Big-Freakin'-Cheese and I make the rules and I say who cares if the crust was frozen or hand-rolled. (no doubt, hand-rolled wins, but c'mon...) What's important is that the pizza is smiling, which this one still is.

I'll give myself a solid 5/10 for this. The face looks good, but I can't give myself top marks for using a frozen crust.
This pizza is courtesy of The Big Cheese






A Quick Slice In Scotland, a "pizza supper" commonly sold in fish and chip shops consists of a portion of chips (french fries) and a frozen pizza which has been deep fried rather than baked. This is often known as a "pizza crunch", and the pizza may also be coated in batter.


 
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