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Happy & Emo Pizza FacesHappy & Emo Pizza Faces
One happy, one sad. These twin pizzas hail from San Fancisco where they served as models in a photoshoot on children and cooking.

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Big Sausage Pizza
This sausage-laden delight from Vancouver, Canada lost critical points for lacking a post-bake photo. Don't let this happen to you!

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The British Suck at Making Pizza

what the...? Okay, right off the bat let me give this thing a 0/10, the first ever zero-score awarded by Happy Happy Pizza. I mean just look at this ghastly-freakin-face!

This web page from the BBC tells children that:

"To be a superhero you need to eat lots of fruit and vegetables. Why not make a fun Tommy Zoom pizza face with lots of yummy vegetables on it?"

Why not indeed?

If you look really, really close you can make out the pepperoni and veggies that ae supposed to be the eyes, nose, mouth and hair on this digusting slab of dough. Hey, here's an idea: if you want to encourage kids to make happy pizzas, why not make cool-looking pizzas instead of deformed things like this? It's like some drunken BBC staffer watched the "Elephant Man" movie and, in a cider-hazed stupor, was inspired to craft a pizza in the image of John Merrick himself. "I am not an animal! I... am... an ugly pizza!"

(Yes, kiddies, I'm well aware that you have no idea what I'm talking about. Ask you parents to rent the Elephant Man and then you'll understand.)

Click here to check the "CBeebies Tommy Zoom Pizza Faces" page for yourself.

This find is courtesy of The Big Cheese






A Quick Slice Old Forge, Pennsylvania near Scranton is the self-styled "Pizza Capital of the World" because of its abundance of Italian restaurants specializing in pizza. The crust is thick, crisp, and airy. Depending on the maker, the dough may impart a flavor of beer, which is rumored to be an ingredient in some recipes. A special blend of cheeses besides traditional mozzarella is used, resulting in a less greasy texture and a smoother, sweeter taste. Old Forge Pizza is almost universally rectangular; only a rare few makers offer round pizza.


 
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