Happy Happy Pizza! You let me down, Big Poppa... 
Happy Happy Pizza!

smilies eating pizza

Pizza #2: Vern's PizzaPizza #2: Vern's Pizza
Our first-ever perfect score! Vern's delivered a magnificent and hefty happy face pizza that garnered a perfect 10/10.

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A Screamin' Slice
The Hannibal Lecter of pizza slices may have only merited a measly 1/10, but it still has to be seen in high res to be appreciated...

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A Happy Papa John's

A Big Shout-out to Papa John's!

This may not be an official "Happy Happy Pizza", since no-one sent this in, but I soon as I saw the flyer I knew I had to scan this in and post it. Behold the glory of the Papa John's smiling pizza!

Now before I continue I should point out that this site is not sponsored by Papa John's and noone has paid me to post this. But c'mon.... a smiling pizza grinning back at me from my kitchen counter... I couldn't resist...

Now with that said I'm going to have to critique this pizza and give it a measly 1/10. You see, although I can appreciate the marketing genius behind putting a smile on a pizza, this one is very misleading since it is nothing more than a face Photoshopped onto a normal cheese pizza. I mean, with the options they have for kid's pizzas you couldn't even make this face!

Just imagine the gloomy look on your child's face when they rush to the door, smiley-face flyer clutched in their little hands just waiting for the box to open only to discover to their horror and dismay that they are only getting a plain-jane run-of-the-mill Papa John's kids pizza. No mushroom nose. No green pepper eyebrows. No smile. I mean, there's like a 99% chance your child will be scarred for life and develop some kind of pizza phobia...

Do you really want the guilt of that on your conscience? Of course not!

So my mission to those of you considering taking up Papa John's on their "Kids eat free!" promotion is to be sure to request that your kids pizza has a smiley face on it. And even better, send the pictures to us!
This discovery is courtesy of The Big Cheese

A Quick Slice In Australia, a commonly sold style is the Aussie pizza, which is topped with ham, bacon, cheese and egg. "Hawaiian pizza" (ham and pineapple) is the most popular topping combination in Australia, accounting for 20 percent of all sales.

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